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New Words, Old Song

You know that old song “There’s a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea”? (If you don’t, your musical education is seriously lacking and you can click here to fill in the gap.) Well, at the behest of my husband, I’m putting up the newest, probably most disturbing set of lyrics to this tune. (Yup. Go ahead and raise a righteous eyebrow.)

Before you judge, please understand that sometimes you just have to laugh so you don’t cry. And my husband’s colonoscopy procedure saved his life.

So, without further adieu…

There’s a Hole in the Bottom of Your Bum

There’s a hole in the bottom of your bum,
There’s a hole in the bottom of your bum,
There’s a hole, there’s a hole,
There’s a hole in the bottom of your bum.

There’s a colon in the hole in the bottom of your bum,
There’s a colon in the hole in the bottom of your bum,
There’s a hole, there’s a hole,
There’s a colon in the hole in the bottom of your bum.

There’s a camera in the colon in the hole in the bottom of your bum,
There’s a camera in the colon in the hole in the bottom of your bum,
There’s a hole, there’s a hole,
There’s a camera in the colon in the hole in the bottom of your bum.

There’s a lens on the camera in the colon in the hole in the bottom of your bum,
There’s a lens on the camera in the colon in the hole in the bottom of your bum,
There’s a hole, there’s a hole,
There’s a lens on the camera in the colon in the hole in the bottom of your bum.